The Best Movie Ever Not Made

When two colossi come together with such force, it breaks the molds of space-time and warps all life as we know it, and as we don't know it yet because we aren't smart enough to figure it out, but underneath the shadow of ignorance it's sooooo freaking cool you can't stand yourself......

Comes the premiere...

of...

The latest movie script that BradK will start writing, get bored of about halfway through the ideation, set it down indefinately and then forget he ever did it....

Based on characters created by people who weren't intelligent enough to combine them into a singular story....

Funded by no one because it's level of awesomeness makes people's heads explode unless they are wearing special protective UW Badger football jerseys that kinda look like hockey jerseys...

Starring Poncho Villa as himself, and an esemble cast of 3 million extras, side characters, sub-plot characters, Will Ferrel, and the voice of Orsen Welles...

Featuring 'splosions so large that 7 counties around L.A. thought they were under attack by Pyrenee mountain folk armed with nucular weaponry...

Written in the beutiful peotic rhythmic style of elegiac distich consisting of a dactylic hexameter and a pentameter....

I grant you...

"SHAKESPEARE HIGHLANDER 2: THE QUICKENING RENEGADE EDITION IN LOVE: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: THE RETURN"

Notable quotes:

Kurgan:
"Oh happy dagger! This is thy sheath; there rust, and tonight YOU SLEEP IN HELL!!!!"

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Ramirez:
"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achive greatness, and if your head comes away from your neck, it's over!"

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Kurgan:
"The unkindest cut of all!" (dies)
Connor:
"There can be only one!"

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Rated PG for strong bloody violence throughout, language, sheep mutilation, adult situations, Christopher Lambert's acting, excessive drug use by the writer, dizzyness, loss of appetite, water retention in your man-boobs, and a general lack of taste throughout