Things I Think I Think…..

• Unless you were somehow REALLY lucky to live under a rock, OR experienced the original Star Wars trilogy as it was originally released… Chances are the biggest Star Wars secret was spoiled for you well before you ever actually saw “The Empire Strikes Back”.

• What if I told you that it’s not only possible, but EXTREMELY EASY to own guns AND still be supportive of reasonable regulations that can help save lives by making it more difficult for bad people to get guns?

• I support the public education system and intentions. I still believe that both a hard look at the status quo and potentially ground-breaking changes may need to occur to fix the issues that exist in that system.

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• I support the dismantling of Citizen’s United via a Constitutional Amendment. If corporations are people and money equals speech, then you’ve created classes of people that can afford to exercise their rights, where I believe that the Constitution guarantees the rights of the people equally, and I don’t see how that’s so freaking difficult to understand.

• Christmas as a kid is fun. Christmas WITH a kid is much more fun.

• Watching Star Wars as a kid is fun. Watching Star Wars WITH a kid is much more fun.

• By the transitive property, Watching Star Wars = Christmas.

• I only asked for one thing for Christmas. It was a garlic mincer. However, I intend to use it on ginger as well.

• Pointless Remake Alert: Point Break

• If a recipe ever calls for “frying a steak” on a drizzle of oil in a pan… trust me, just broil or grill it like a normal person. Less mess, less chance of your kitchen starting on fire, less spattering oil burning your finger (so I heard… I mean… a friend told me…), and just as delicious.

• I miss Europe. No not the band. Well… yes… also the band… moreso the Continent.

• To the people calling for the death of certain big game hunters in the name of moral superiority… you’ve humanized an animal and dehumanized a person. How’s the weather up in that ivory tower?

• I think the only… ONLY bright side of Donald Trump winning the Presidency is that the left and the right would be able to stop arguing if George W. Bush or Barack Obama were the “Worst President Ever…”

• I think a terrible concept for a comedy movie is one where people get diarrhea and a bad sneezing fit at the same time while on a first date. Just because I said that, I think someone’s going to make that movie. *Sigh* and I’ll probably see it. I blame the Wayans Brothers.

• 2015 wasn’t too bad overall….